she defeats meg with a bean bag and then gently unties him and smooths his hair and dean goes mY hErO and meg snickers

dean looks over to where she’s sprawled on the floor and snaps SHUT UP YOU’RE DEAD

and charlie whispers actually she’s just unconscious you see she had a plus 3 defense against my attack and—

and dean’s like oh jesus can we just go

(meg sneaks into the victory/welcome home banquet later and dean’s like oh come on and meg’s like no need to break out the foam sword i’m just here for the booze

when sam comes to pick dean up the next day him and meg are doing a play-by-play and laughing and sam goes um what??? and dean tells him solemnly

what happens in moondoor, stays in moondoor)

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